From My Family Album

Here is a picture of our ancestors, the fish.

My branch of the family participated in Evolution, developed stumpy fins and crawled onto the land. Was that a wise move? Right away we wound up in the trees, go figure!
Then we invented walking, a controlled forward-falling, a silly way of propelling ourselves—and it hurts the feet! That's why we now have automobiles.

I suggest, we line up all the automobiles and drive them back into the ocean, where they belong…